BONES FOR THE DOG ,REALLY?

At almost every meat joint,there will  be always be a fellow demanding  that bones from the meat  he had consumed be wrapped  up for him.This obsession with the”bones for  the dog” found its way to goat-eating party I had been invited to.Two friends engage in a quarrelsome exchange about who should take the bones home with him.Then this wag quips in,”Why don’t you people start bringing your  dogs to parties  so that they can eat the bones in the spot.That way we won’t have to put  up with two sane adults bickering over bones”.